modern problems #6

i’m trying to be more environmentally conscious

but it’s hard when i just want to leave the car

running in the driveway, filling the street with

the sound of someone coming home again.

and I’ve been cranking the temp each night,

to make up for a recent halving of body heat.

the truth is i’m wistful for the days of holes

in the ozone layer and i miss the foreboding

bbc segments that filled the blissful silences

on our aimless sunday drives.

Cupid’s Arrow

It was not Cupid’s Arrow

That struck him down.

It was Cupid’s IV drip.

A prick to deliver the sustenance

he needed to go on.

The slow trickle of feeling.

A steady dosage of affection,

Sensibly prescribed,

That writhes atop his skin

Like morphine.

It wasn’t Cupid’s arrow

With all it’s vulgar sharpness.

It was Cupid’s Anadin.

Take two in the morning

And blunt those human pains.

It wasn’t Cupid’s arrow

Tearing a golden wound.

It was Cupid’s suture,

Knitting back together

The gaping relics of

A life, till then, misspent.