hangxiety

hi, how you doing? just checking in to say

we all agreed that your jokes weren’t funny

and we found the sporadic,

confessional insights quite intense—

self-flagellatory, even. also, you know

that sincerely-held opinion you expressed

really earnestly? yeah we all think that was

trite. horrifically unoriginal.

that takeaway won’t make you feel better,

by the way— and, not to worry you, but

I think you’re due a really bad day at work

tomorrow.